10 Greatest Punchlines Of All Time

Part of an occasional series of ramblings.

When you get to my age, well actually since I can remember, I have always been a sucker for a great punchline but never been able to remember the joke – the art of joke telling has passed me by.

So I thought I would unveil the 10 funniest punchlines (in my opinion) I have had the pleasure to come across for your delectation. If you know any of the associated jokes there is a bottle of champagne for anyone who can send in the correct narrative.

So here we go – eyes down pop pickers

  1. There’s no need to blow on them sonny they’re not hot
  2. There’s not a lot I can do for Acker Bilk
  3. Never mind about your land rover, where’s my horse and cart
  4. I don’t know what it was but it needed ironing
  5. But don’t hit me on the nose quite so hard
  6. I’m not cutting mine in half for anybody
  7. Got any bread – got any nails
  8. You liar we ain’t got a garden
  9. Aye its a rock cake
  10. And Billy Bonds still plays for West Ham United

Nice bottle of bubbly for any correct answers.

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